that one time I accused Shelly of hating circle food.

 Shelly: like grapes.
Me: ...
Shelly: Green grapes.
Me: ...
Shelly: Mashed.
Shelly: And aged.

Shelly: ...

Shelly: It's wine. I like wine.
Shelly: I like pepperonis!
Me: No tomatoes. No olives. No kiwi.
Shelly: Olives are like ovals. 

Me: Not when you cut them up.

Shelly: Potatoes are round!

Me: No potatoes can be shaped like... Australia or something. (Click those links, I dare you.)

and we lost it at Australia.

I really should start wearing one of those eye glasses cameras that exist so I can capture the magic of the moments I spend with this freak.

I'm just saying.

Comedy gold.

I am just honestly too lazy to write a blog so that's what you're getting tonight.

5 THINGS!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay a 5 things blog.

You know, when I tell you 5 things I like.
It's good fun.
Shall we start? Fantastic!

1. This eyeliner

I'm telling you, this shizz is magic. Goes on beautifully, stays on all day. It's amazing. I like it way better than liquid eyeliner & pencils seem to fade after a few hours. plus, this stuff is like 3 dollars. I got mine from a 7-11. Lol. It's my favorite :D

2. These bridesmaid dresses

I already told shelly she's gonna be rocking one. <3  I'll have my imaginary wedding in winter just so all of my friends will wear the long shinny dresses

3. This video

the song is so catchy! I love it. And all the stupid cute people. UGH they're so cute I CAN'T STAND IT.

4. These books

OMG they're so good. I didn't think I'd like them and sometimes I just wanted to shake girlfriends head off. But its alright. I just bought the next one. 

5. This tattoo <3

I mean.... It's so pretty. And it makes sense! 

KIK

I meet people on various apps (meet me, tinder, whisper, etc) and I use kik to talk to them. I talk to people all over. actually. Itally, England, Scotland, Canada, Iowa. Kik is an internet texting app, so I don't have to give them my number and I maintain privacy. Good fun.

Until someone posts your ID on a sex website and you get literally 83 pictures of penises from around the globe. It was insane.

I don't understand what that person gained from doing that.
I mean... satisfaction? I think not. It was overwhelming and slightly hilarious. Especially my comments back to them. I am quite witty and clever ;) Some of them immediately apologized. Some guys never responded. Some struck up casual conversation, as if I had not seen their naughty bits moments earlier.
This isn't the first time this has happened.

but hey, if you just enjoy screwing with me for the sake of screwing with me, you should know... it doesn't work :)

I suggest you give it up, though.
Because eventually I'll figure it out, and as I have stated before...
I'm witty and clever.

I Failed My First Class

I think I have been fantastically successful in juggling my first year of college and work and three kids and insanity.
I failed my first class, though.
Math. In case you were wondering.
anyone surprised?
well, lets think,

The last math class I took was 7 years ago.
I started with business math.
at 8AM
where there were a ton of things I had never even heard of before
and I went to North Carolina and returned to a test over the content I had missed.
there were only 5 tests.
so only 5 grades.
then the final.
so.... that sucks.
when I found that the final was 25% of our grade.
I did the math & I would have needed a 125 on the final just to get a 70 in the class
you do the math & I'm sure you'll find there was no way in the world that I could have made any where near a 100.

so I failed that pretty terribly...
other than that I passed everything!

Midland College may be offering Sign Language 3 next semester so I might do that :) I'm on the job hunt, too. So I am completing my FAFSA & signing up for a couple on line classes. Hopefully I find a new job. If not, then I'll sign up for day classes too. good fun.

That's all for now :)

Okay. I'm just really freaking lazy.

Here, I wrote this blog for work. It's pretty applicable to all yall, too, right?

Check it out.

I think that should count.
kbye.

So last month I went to North Carolina

I wrote about it here...

but I didn't talk too much about it all.
I had to sit next to my boss for many many hours.
I ate a looooot of good food.
I hung out in more bars then I knew existed in Raleigh.
I met some really kick ass guys.
Experienced some interesting cocktails
Learned a lot.
A LOT.
Because there were 16 hours of classes.
I took like 20 pages of notes.
and I didn't spend a penny.
it was lovely.
but not so much for my momma, who was here with my kids. lol.

we're all friends on facebook. Seriously, I think we were all friends by the time my plane landed back in Midland.

Rhys's party that was.. two months ago.

I am aware that I am slacking.
I'm also apathetic about this. What is the point, really? None of you (except Katie) comment, or give input. I'm not even really certain who cares. I'm "Dear Diary-ing" my blog, and so much has happened that I'm in overload. But... this is my blog. Mine. And if you don't care about it, well that's not my problem. I'ma write when I wanna write and you can read when you wanna read? ya dig?

Cool.
So.
This is a picture blog from Rhyssie girl's party.

Enjoy...

color display for a coloring party

color cake with color crayons.

ps, I ordered this exact cake from Walmart & HEB

HEBs was uglyyyyy. This is walmarts. Sorry HEB.

color cupcakes.

ps, these were round two after Kam tried to help me with checking out and dropped them. The sweet walmart lady who was actually baking whipped these up pronto. She's the real MVP.

pictures everywhere!

and colors everywhere

color cups <3

noise makers and hats...

and shrinky dinks!

presents! 

coloring blocks, posters & books

finger painting

there was also a color house available.

Rhyssie visited everyone :) 

she had fun

cake cake cake!

she's so stinking cute <3

until tomorrow, loves!