that one time I accused Shelly of hating circle food.

 Shelly: like grapes.
Me: ...
Shelly: Green grapes.
Me: ...
Shelly: Mashed.
Shelly: And aged.

Shelly: ...

Shelly: It's wine. I like wine.
Shelly: I like pepperonis!
Me: No tomatoes. No olives. No kiwi.
Shelly: Olives are like ovals. 

Me: Not when you cut them up.

Shelly: Potatoes are round!

Me: No potatoes can be shaped like... Australia or something. (Click those links, I dare you.)

and we lost it at Australia.

I really should start wearing one of those eye glasses cameras that exist so I can capture the magic of the moments I spend with this freak.

I'm just saying.

Comedy gold.

I am just honestly too lazy to write a blog so that's what you're getting tonight.