See? These are the only times I miss having a spouse. Not miss Shayne, necessarily, but miss having someone who loves me enough to sit through a kid movie and watch various kids while I am running in and out for the toilet.
I went to the drive in by myself once, and I made Xia and Kam both use the bathroom before the movie. Xiaden is a freak of nature and can apparently hold her urine in for 6+ hours, and I think it's fantastic bladder control for a four year old. Kamden, however, must have a bladder the size of a pea because he needs to pea constantly.
That was the night I forced my OCD son to pee in a bottle. I think it was the scariest time of his whole life and it may have scarred him forever, that's how incredibly nervous and petrified he was. But the baby was sleeping and we were at the screen furthest away from the toilets, so I improvised.
I don't want to do that to him again. However, Mom has some graduation to go to, Ty has to work, Kyle has abandoned me as his sister for all intensive purposes, and Steffie and Shelly are hiding from work because they're both liars. (love you!)
On that note, I am not going to be going to the drive in tonight. I will probably live dangerously and order pizza and let the kids eat in the living room while we all watch episodes of My Little Pony on Netflix (for the third time, may I add. Netflix really needs to add more, I am just saying. I need to know what happens to Twilight now that she has her princess wings. mkayyyyy?) while I sit on Tumblr and Pinterest.
(my tumblr & my pinterest, if you care.) Which you probably don't, because it's full of Fandom stuff.
So that's gonna be fun.
...
Not really, but I have a small stack of books I could read. and When I say small, I mean Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn Trilogy that Cody lent me weeks ago, and Christopher Paolini's The Inheritance Cycle (AKA Eragon) that I bought two weeks ago. I have just been hooked on Supernatural and if I find any spare time, I watch my boys instead of reading
even if he comes off like a shady politician from the planet Vulcan
;)
And really, there's nothing better than those three men.
Except for maybe Bobby, cause he's hilarious.
And I am getting the feeling that bobby may not be around for too much longer, and if you watch it, and you love me, you will shut your piehole!!!
Love me some pie ;)Anywho, it's time to collect children and pizza and ponies.
lalalalauve you!
Brittany
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